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I'm going to ugly cry so hard at your wedding.
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If I had to hide a body you'd be the first person I'd call.
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If you drop a cookie on the floor and pick it up, does it count as a squat?
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In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.
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It's not my fault. It's menopause.
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Lake George Candle With Lake Outline
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Lake George Moonlight Candle
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Lake George Pastel Candle
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Lake Life Candle With Lake Outline
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LISTEN, I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I'M NOT COMING.
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Macintosh Farmhouse Candle
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Matcha Tea Candle
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Mediterranean Fig
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Moist because at least one person you know hates this word.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, Karma. Well-played.
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My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...So I took their phones away & turned the internet off.
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My milkshake brings all the narcissists to the yard.
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Nice Rack Candle
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nobody liked him anyway
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Northern Woods Candle
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Of course you look good; I don't have ugly friends.
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Pilot Knob Candle With Lake George Outline
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Please, leave by 9.
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